So what happens when you leave a blog unattended and grazing in the pasture?

Does it die?  Diminish?  Wander away?

Nope.  It stays put!

I figured this thing had gone the way of all flesh, but here it is, breathing on after I haven't been here in the last half-decade or so.  Weird...

Well, I've gotten divorced and remarried, and have a son now.  Life moves on, and I have been terribly busy!  : )

I'll be back before the next semi-decade passes.